Mickey: Dental Surgery

I no longer have my wisdom teeth. I told my doctor to be careful because my mom loves my smile and I have been known to be a GREAT kisser. He laughed and told me that's not the worse he's heard. Yeah...that meant it was time for a story. Some lady sat in his chair and kept telling him, "Come closer, there's something I got to tell you." As the doctor would get closer, she'd say "Never mind!" So after a few times, the doctor says, "What do you want to tell me?" She says, "Will I still be able to perform oral sex tonight." LOL. I'm definitely in the wrong business.

Anyways, the surgery went well. I still don't have feeling in the lower front corner on the right side of my face, but It feels like it's wearing off. The doctor was really impressed by my teeth. They wouldn't come out. He said I had very strong teeth with long roots. He's like "You gave me a workout." My teeth were the largest he has seen in quite awhile. So now my breath smells like blood. Nasty!

Well, I'm gonna take more meds...Woohooo for pain killers!