Mickey: It's Friday!

I haven't written here in quite awhile so prepare yourself for some entertaining reading. Ok, I'm on a chocolate kick since I went to Bloomington about 2 weeks ago. Yep, better believe it! It's a substitute for sex. Mind you, it's been 10 months now and I'm getting desperate. It's not that I can't get any, I'm just plain picky. So, I guess I'm going to lower my standards and go after lesbians. I know...it's not really lowering my standards. It's making things worse, but at least this will be my greatest challenge yet!. My theory is that they don't want a relationship or emotional attachment; just a penis (i.e. TLB's least favorite filipina). Haha! So my new target will be lesbians. Maybe I'll convert a few. LOL.

Tonight is Kickback to Kirkwood at Joe's Bar in Chicago. We got AMF's, Sink the Biz, and Pizza Express breadsticks. I'm totally stoked (u know any black guys that have ever said "stoked")! Anyways, I'm expecting a lot of people to show up and Jaret will be leading our table to Sink the Biz history. Although, I've told myself that I will not get drunk, don't be surprised if you receive a 2AM phone call from me. I brought my camera so I hope I'll have something to remember. I just hope I don't black out and take pics in a cowboy hat and underwear this time (at least Mr2 and Dan won't be there to capture my embarrassing moment on film...they have so many incriminating photos already).

That's about it. I'll let you know if have any success this weekend with finding lesbians. I might meet up with some dancers tonight. I hate Dan for hookin' me up with an Asian. Now I have an Asian fetish. Trust me, I've never wanted to be in the same category as white guys. But, I guess there's a secret society of black men that love Asian women (i.e. Wesley Snipes).